Tazli
Posts 39
|
LAW 1: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."
LAW 2: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
LAW 3: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.
LAW 4: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.
LAW 5: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (See Law three).
LAW 6: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.
LAW 7: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.
LAW 8: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.
TaylorMade R9 Fairway Wood (2009)
Ping G10 Driver
Callaway Lady's X-22 Irons Set
TaylorMade R7 CGB MAX Iron Set
Tourstage 2008 X-Drive Black 445cc Driver $99
TaylorMade R7 CGB Max Hybrids $100
edited by Tazli on 12/22/2009
--
golf set store
golf wholesale store
|