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11/5/2009 3:33:45 AM
firestone1029
Posts 47
A Golf joke.
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A woman playing golf was stung by a bee. Afraid she'd have an allergic
reaction, she ran back to the clubhouse to find the pro. Finding him, in the
packed bar she says breathlessly, 'I've been stung by a bee! What shall I
do?'
"Suck the poison out!" 'Where were you stung?' the pro asks. 'Between the
first and second hole!' And nearly got crushed in the rush!!
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11/7/2009 6:07:18 AM
Wind
Posts 48
That's funny, I have more Jokes, too.
11/11/2009 4:03:13 AM
oceanfrank
Posts 4
Take your 5 wood----golf joke

Then there's the one about the golfer and his caddie who enjoyed a good argument, especially about what clubs to use. The caddie usually won but this day, faced with a long short hole, the golfer decided that a 3-iron would be best.

"Take a 5 wood ," growled the caddie. But the golfer stuck to his choice and the caddie watched gloomily as the ball sailed over the fairway, landed neatly on the green and rolled politely into the hole.

"You see," grinned the triumphant golfer.

"You would have done still better with your 5 wood," came the dogged reply.

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11/11/2009 5:12:16 AM
Wind
Posts 48
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12/7/2009 2:00:58 AM
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2/25/2010 1:21:43 AM
Kathle
Posts 84
A brave golfer
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man says to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!" The dentist thinks to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

The man turned to his wife and says, "Honey, open your mouth and show him."


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2/26/2010 3:54:51 AM
shine
Posts 72
A golfer in a front of group of caddies waving a $50 bill "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"

"10!" says quickly one of the caddies.

"Great, you'll do perfectly!"

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3/4/2010 4:48:34 AM
stellamary
Posts 91
Nice jokes... With the humors we can do the works as possible as effectively.I am a basic sports learner for the better source of learning the game...keep sharing.
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